Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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