I'm gonna have a badass scar
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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