We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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