ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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