Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
