Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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