is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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