I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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