Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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