so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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