Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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