so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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