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How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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