she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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