I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We got so high we made milksteak
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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