im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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