After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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