I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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