you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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