So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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