the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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