And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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