We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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