woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
it was like eating out sand paper
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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