I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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