Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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