Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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