Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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