i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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