btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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