i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
there is glitter all over my balls
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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