Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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