I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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