He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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