I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
foreskin is a definite game changer
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
