Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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