He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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