Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Girls should come with a carfax report
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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