if i can run in heels then i can drive
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
