i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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