If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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