Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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