yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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