I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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