My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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