My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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