A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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