Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone