Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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