my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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