He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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