No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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