: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
It's just like the Real World with babies
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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