hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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